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29.
A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.
Zach is such a fucking toad.
ayon kay megnao flimpis ika-04 ng Hulyo, 2003
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30.
an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.

she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.

she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.

Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"

these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.

to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
that bitch is toadin'

That girl look like a toad.

This women is a toad in all meanings.

I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.
ayon kay moses6 ika-24 ng Hunyo, 2011
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31.
a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."
Mario:i finally killed bowser

Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

Mario: :O

toad:...........

mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!

*toad starts to cry*

Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?

toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!

Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!
ayon kay aqworlds own i hate haxors! ika-06 ng Marso, 2010
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32.
Acronym meaning either "Totally On A Dick" or "Totally Over A Dick". Used to describe a obsessive single person looking for only sexual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just sexually obsessive over having sex in that endeavor.
Examples

Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.

Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
ayon kay HailDarkLord ika-16 ng Pebrero, 2010
6 10
 
33.
an acronym for
T-totally
O- obnoxious
A- ass whole
D-driver

Thanks for cutting me off you toad!
ayon kay sucka sucka motha fucka ika-27 ng Abril, 2009
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34.
ugly girl
Eww she's a fucking toad
ayon kay ShmoopyPoopy ika-28 ng Pebrero, 2009
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35.
a fat man with much of the facial obesity, who works in the AV room and has a special helper who ensures that he is moist enough and doesn't dry out. he also wears braces and is sometimes spotted in asda. his attitude towards humans is not always positive.
we need to go and see the toad to get a camera.
im not giving the toad any of my bithday cake.
ayon kay beese ika-15 ng Hunyo, 2006
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