Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.
I shot that turd nugget into that turd basket like a rifle
ayon kay w00t ika-14 ng Mayo, 2004
a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi
"Man, Mujumbo's a turd nugget, he stole my goat!"
ayon kay Mazda 3 Transform! ika-22 ng Disyembre, 2005
A small piece of poop no bigger than the size of a mcdonalds chicken nugget. Usually comes after the main turd of the session and is also referred to as "the straggler".
Man, I just had like 5 turdnuggets come out. That is a new record I think.
ayon kay KurtMaGurt ika-12 ng Pebrero, 2010
hard balls of feces (poop/shit)
Instead of pooping a long turd, It came out in turd nuggets.
ayon kay DudeMoney ika-22 ng Setyembre, 2007
A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).
"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"
ayon kay Platinum Romeo ika-15 ng Nobyembre, 2006
A disgusting snack during a movie. Originally came from a low cal chocolate bran flake bar eaten during the X-Men Origins movie. It caused such a disturbance that the viewers went into laughing comas.
Also a small bit of poop, about 1/10th the size of a regular turd.
1.Man these granola bars are turd nuggets.
2.Yesterday I had to crap so bad, but I only got out a turd nugget.
ayon kay pooperscooperdooper ika-11 ng Marso, 2010
Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.
K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"
ayon kay owningThis ika-08 ng Pebrero, 2010

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