When your doing a chick from behind underneath a coffee table and whenever shes pokes her head or arm out from underneath you get a rolled up newpaper and hit it saying "get back in your shell"
I gave her a turtle last night, she loved it
ayon kay Dom dt ika-13 ng Hunyo, 2007
An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.
Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.
ayon kay nip/tuck ika-03 ng Mayo, 2007
A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.
I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.
ayon kay D-Money ika-06 ng Agosto, 2003
A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity
I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.
ayon kay harry flashman ika-15 ng Hulyo, 2003
a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.
Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!
ayon kay Joe ika-11 ng Pebrero, 2003
1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)
Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim
ayon kay Luke ika-22 ng Mayo, 2006
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