An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
ayon kay TheNameIsHedvig ika-28 ng Abril, 2014
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
ayon kay SexyMan12271 ika-05 ng Nobyembre, 2013
Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
ayon kay iamthyturtle ika-12 ng Enero, 2012
A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.
The turtle ate my children.
ayon kay The All Knowing Ninja ika-20 ng Abril, 2011
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
ayon kay scc12321 ika-12 ng Oktubre, 2010
Noun- walking soup mix
dude that turtle was delicious
ayon kay A Stillisano ika-20 ng Oktubre, 2009
When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
ayon kay Count of Monte Cristi ika-06 ng Setyembre, 2009
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