Magpahatid Filipino
maghanap ng salita, tulad ng rule of three:
 
1.
1.an exceptionally talented person.
2.being the best.
iam the vance at video games
ayon kay senior bacon ika-31 ng Hulyo, 2006
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2.
(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
Example1: "Holy crap! Vance just saved Chuck Norris' life!"

Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
ayon kay Twirl Matzah ika-06 ng Enero, 2010
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3.
A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.
Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?

Man2: No, what happened?

Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!

Man2: No way!

Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
ayon kay Jack Beddingfield ika-20 ng Abril, 2009
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4.
A nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. Is normally an on and off pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. Willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. Usually very nice to others and protective of friends. Is also usually attracted to Asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. Is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. Will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a Pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty damn well.
"Oh my god, who's that hot guy over there?"
"That's my boyfriend, Vance. Be jealous bitch."
ayon kay chance22 ika-05 ng Enero, 2012
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5.
one who is fucked in the head and obsessed with the thought of pussy.
That guy was obsessed with pussy, he's such a vance.
ayon kay Lindsey Lee ika-25 ng Abril, 2006
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6.
really really HOT and amazing guy with a 12 inch dick is a good listener and would make the best boyfriend ever extremely caring people either love him or hate him but is an all round awesome guy he has friends that are pricks most of the time and only hangs out with them because he feels sorry for them enjoys dance music and hates grunge he may say that he doesn't have a girl on his mind but he always has one special girl on his mind has the best fashion sense ever and makes girls want him with one glance yet he will only truly care for one he is very unique and HOT
vance is the hottest guy ever
ayon kay ezioauditore101 ika-29 ng Nobyembre, 2011
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7.
To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.
"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".

"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".
ayon kay TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR !!! ika-25 ng Marso, 2013
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