a small peice of shit that is dried onto, or dangling from an ass pube.

this can be used as the ultimate insult. as a winnet isnt even a peice of shit, its a peice of shit that got left behind to rot on an ass pube.


' you fackin winnet '
ayon kay dj mick k ika-24 ng Hulyo, 2008
'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.
'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'
ayon kay Ginge-o ika-05 ng Enero, 2008
A clump of shit that hangs from the fur of a sheep's arse
Dude look at the steamy winnet!!!
ayon kay burtonblazer ika-19 ng Marso, 2011
dangleberry with the added component of toilet paper
the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs
ayon kay bob2 ika-28 ng Mayo, 2003
A small annoying cling-on i.e a Pin-Dick
Frodo: "Your a Dick Fish"
Fish: "Fuck you Hobbit you winnet"

"You know that boy (add name) is such a winnet"
ayon kay ya momma ika-28 ng Hunyo, 2003
Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up
Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms
ayon kay Simon ika-15 ng Abril, 2003
Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.
Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
ayon kay FunBags ika-03 ng Setyembre, 2005

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