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Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.
He is so witty... I think I am in love.
ayon kay Kellsbells ika-26 ng Oktubre, 2005
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A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.
You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.
ayon kay Maybelline ika-18 ng Pebrero, 2006
is when someone make a quick intellectual remark relevant to a situation
Robert is hilarious with his witty comments.
ayon kay Gerard Irick ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2009
(adj) cool
mr bell is the least wittiest person in the world
ayon kay p.$schmitz ika-14 ng Nobyembre, 2003
having clever thinking;sharp, funny quips at randomly inappropriate times;Claire Bertram
wow, claire is so witty, spencer is jealous!!
ayon kay ninja aldjlsd ika-26 ng Oktubre, 2009
A term used in reference to being intoxicated.
"Let's get witty."

"(John)'s not up to going out today; he got really witty last night."
ayon kay Foster ika-08 ng Disyembre, 2004
A porn addicted video game nerd
Man Matt is such a witty. He loves his f.o.c. porn and Zelda!!!
ayon kay akiedis25 ika-27 ng Enero, 2009

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