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the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much
#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...
#holidays #crap #food #humor #christmas
ayon kay bleeewwee ika-29 ng Disyembre, 2007
one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event
Tidings and joy everyone, I have broken out the yule log, let's rejoice!
#log #dump #plop #black mamba #present under the tree
ayon kay Cootie Brown ika-15 ng Marso, 2007
A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.
Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.
#shit #turd #crap #dump #hemorrhoid #feces
ayon kay Trainable ika-28 ng Hunyo, 2008
a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.
James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log
#yule #log #yulelog #holiday #poop #yuel #logg
ayon kay JimmidyJames ika-28 ng Disyembre, 2009
When a person celebrates Christmas by taking a #2 in their fireplace.
"I'm gonna go drop a yule-log" "Wait, don't shit in the fireplace!"
#crap #shit #christmas #fireplace #chimney
ayon kay Xkcd 1435 ika-18 ng Disyembre, 2011
Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.
Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!
#penis #christmas #vagina #log #teabag
ayon kay GoingToAlpha ika-22 ng Disyembre, 2010
A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.
Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."
#yule log #christmas #x-mas #pagan #saturnalia #yule #cock #penis #pecker #dick #fertility #cock sucker #log #sticks #fag
ayon kay AgEnTmoLdER469 ika-21 ng Disyembre, 2011
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